Will Sarah Palin Be Our Next President?

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Thursday, 19 November 2009

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Sarah Palin, either you love her or hate her. Either way, she stays in the public eye and is actually getting more popular everyday, from the cover of magazines to writing her new book, to resigning as Governor of Alaska.

She is ridiculed and she has a two-million copy bestseller out. No one really knows her. To both the Left and the Right, she's a puzzle.

Sound like a certain Illinois Senator we know, who became the first black president?

Magazines and television news people are going through her new book with a fine tooth comb, unlike the glance they gave to Obama. Obama the great brain turned out to be a little less brainy and using popular opinion and a teleprompter for decisions, still can't make up his mind when it shows 50/50 (like troops in Afghanistan) but he is still well liked, even with over 10 percent unemployment.

Democrats had to cringe at those long book lines yesterday. Most say they want her to win because she would be easily defeated, but that's what many Republicans thought by encouraging Obama to run against Hillary!

As Yogi once said, "It's deja vu all over again".

All we know at present is that she is wildly popular among a big segment of the population, is trying to make money in book sales, and she may be setting her eye on running for President of the United States in 2012.

One thing for sure, you can't ignore her.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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