White house sends the Marines into Fox studio during live news cast

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Sunday, 25 October 2009

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One Fox executive hastily dropped this knife as the Marines invaded

NEW YORK, NY - According to the chief of security for the 13th floor of the Fox studio building, the Obama administration sent in the Marines to halt a Fox broadcast critical of the Czars. The Marines quickly brought order to the surprised studio, and handed the talking-heads papers to read over the air praising the Czars.

The action came in the midst of an ongoing battle between the White House commanded Marines and Fox studio over the network's coverage of President Barack Obama and his Czars. The studio personnel laid down their pencils, and other sharp objects when the Marines stormed the building.

The White House said it had received requests from TV viewers to invade Fox. ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN also applauded the invasion.

The White House said Fox had not covered the Czars correctly, so the White House sent its Marines to make sure Fox covered the news correctly. No shots were fired, and no one was taken into custody.

The Marines took all the food (but not the aspartame-containing diet sodas) in the building, and a couple of the secretaries as they left.

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