Emperor Alexander II instructed the Russian minister to the United States, Eduard de Stoeckl, to enter into negotiations with U.S.' William Seward in the beginning of March 1867 to sell Russia's Alaska to the U.S. The negotiations concluded aft...
In yet another bold stroke to bring joy and happiness to our fair land, Davy Cameron announced today that Ant and Dec have been appointed as the government's latest Czars; their role, to cheer up the nation. Cammy stressed, in a jocular manner and...
WASHINGTON, DC - The Czar of incompetent executive over-compensation, according to my source, Heinze Kissinger, said pay cuts may drive executive talent away from companies bailed out by U.S. taxpayers. According to Heinze, golden handcuffs shoul...
President Barack Obama added another Czar to his cabinet with the appointment of Kinky Friedman as his Chupacabra Czar. Friedman is a singer, writer, and comedian who has also run unsuccessfully on an independent ticket to be the Governor of Texas.
NEW YORK, NY - According to the chief of security for the 13th floor of the Fox studio building, the Obama administration sent in the Marines to halt a Fox broadcast critical of the Czars. The Marines quickly brought order to the surprised studio, a...
Mrs Skoob, wife of TheSpoof.com contributor Skoob1999 has been summoned by the Obama administration to be Czar for decency. When we asked her about this, she told us: "Fuck it." When we told her that this was an important role in internation...
In an effort to reach across the isle to the GOP, Obama today agreed to let a congressional committee vet his new Cookie Czar appointee. Today Obama submitted three names for consideration and recommendation, the Keebler Elf, Cookie Monster, and the...
Famous mathematician and scientist Stephen Hawking has been chosen as the new Homework Czar by President Barack Obama. Hawking will join the growing list of presidential appointees who will all make more than $250,000 a year and receive full benefit...
In his attempt to hire advisors for everything possible, President Barack Obama has appointed Manny, Moe, and Jack as his newest Used Car Czars. "I think that these men know more about automotive repairs than anyone else out there," said Obama from...
President Barack Obama has appointed another Czar to his cabinet and created another $350,000 a year government job (with benefits and pension plan). Keith Olbermann of NBC News, possibly the biggest white Obama apologist, has been appointed the new...
Randy John Johnson, President of John & Johnson has been named by President Obama as the "Gettin' It On Czar." In accepting the nomination, Johnson says that President Obama thought that our K-Y Jelly was a great boon to "Getting It On" and I wil...
The venerable question that has bewildered scholars and thinkers of the Bolshevistic persuasion since Peter the Great is: how many czars does a czar need, and does a czar need a czar to watch over his czars? The urgency for an answer to the preceding query manifested itself in the most incongruous manner. During a meeting in the Oval Office, while deliberating the necessity of appointing a s...
Michael Jackson who recently visited a cinema wearing his pyjamas last week, according to US rapper Akon, has been named by President Barack Obama as his new Czar of the Bizarre! Akon, the hip-hop star, who collaborated with Jackson on his new sin...
President Obama in a brilliant move to garner attention for the bailout of the American automobile industry has proposed the name of the President of Afghanistan to be the new Czar of the automobile industry in this country. Anticipating criticis...
In a series of astonishing and seemingly unrelated developments, dead pelvis-thrusting singer Elvis Presley has announced his intention to apply for the position of Identity Theft Tsar as recommended by a Parliamenta...
President Bush announced today that he has appointed former Congressman Newt Gingrich to be the nation's first Blame Czar. According to the White House, the primary function of the new position will be to assess blame for the administration's...
The Pentagon, Saturday - In an altogether shocking display of violence and forcefulness not usually seen by government bureaucrats and with sheer maliciousness equaled only by those in DMV's and the IRS, the Bush administrations intelligence Tsar...
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