Bratwurst Airlines, Airsled flight AA-151, was flying erratically today on the way from San Diego to Minneapolis. It missed the airport and started circling over an Indian reservation, where it was attacked with arrows.
Contact with the Bratwurst Airlines plane was lost for an hour as it flew at 37ft, sparking forest fires. The Air Force had their finger on the button, but felt that no citizens were in danger, so let the plane alone.
The crew said they had been drinking diet soda with extra aspartame. The stewardesses were alarmed when they came into the cabin to find both pilots unconscious with their tongues hanging out, diet soda spilled all over the cockpit.
The plane landed safely at Minneapolis after the stewardess kicked the crap out of the pilots, bringing them back from la la land.
A statement released by the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) said: "The crew told us 'isheh thehshs ussshe, ehhhh?'. We are hoping to get more from them after they dry out."
