WASHINGTON DC. President Obama announces a new strategy in the "War on Terror". The transcript of the announcement and press release can be found here;
"Today Ladies and Gentleman, I am announcing a package of new measures which I am sure will be go through both the House of Congress and the Senate."
"Firstly, the formation of Al-Qaeda Airlines to provide the necessary cultural experience for the radicalized Muslims extremists. Using the vast stock of roughly 2,000 aircraft from US and other airlines that are idled at a handful of desert facilities in New Mexico, California and Arizona, this can also provide a scrappage scheme for old and inefficient aeroplanes."
"Secondly, the United States Government will provide a one way ticket for these radicalized Muslim extremists on journey to the Dignitas assisted suicide clinic in Switzerland, where the plane will be flown into a nominated mountain."
"Thirdly, all those radicalized Muslim extremists who have previously preached or shown any inclination of destroying our Western Free Society will be given priority booking on this Al-Qaeda Airline package. All radicalized Muslim extremists will be required to make an individual martyrdom video before their final flight."
Finally, the funding of this will come from the free democracies around the world. For far too long, we have been treating these radicalized Muslim extremists the wrong way. If they want martyrdom, then put them on Al-Qaeda Airlines."
At the end of the brief statement, President Obama announced "I'm taking a couple of questions from the Media";
"Schwarzenegger, California Governor. Mr President, in catching these radicalized Muslim extremists, would you mind if I make a new Terminator film, with the Terminators catching all these radicalized Muslim extremists?"
President Obama: "Good question Arnie. That would be a good idea for Terminator to help round up these radicalized Muslim extremists."
"Sylvester Stallone, US Film Actor and patriot. Can Rocky come of retirement and fight Osama Bin Laden in the boxing ring, when the US Military find him?"
President Obama: "Of course Sly!! Rocky can give him a good hiding, but at the moment Osama Bin Laden is too well hidden! I am sure that Arnie's Terminator will find him!"