There was panic aboard an Airbus 320 when French-speaking passengers heard the announcement that "We're crashing - say goodbye".
The English speakers on board heard the usual "In a few moments, we will pass down the aisle with our duty free collection. Cash and credit cards are welcome, but no change is available and you may find unexpected charges in the weeks and months to come. This week's special offer is dodgy Thai sunglasses with designer labels. You will not find these in the catalogue, but our cabin staff will be delighted to sell them to you for only £200 per pair".
The consternation of the cabin staff was reported by a heavily made up, orange tanned spokesperson, "We were staggered to see the Frogs go for it and we expected a duty free sales bonanza - but then we realised something was up when all they bought was parachutes"!
Sleazyjet is expected to introduce foreign language safety announcements that will be available in the passengers' own language at a discount rate of only £42 per message.
Sir Richard Branson, owner of the Virgin group of companies remarked "Kinell - wish I'd thought of that one"!
