First Earth Battalion's General Albert Stubblebine 'recruited NASA spy Nozette'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 22 October 2009

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Nozette confirmed Stubblebine's belief in of oil, diamond, gold, platinum and natural gas on the Moon

NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (Dark Side of the Moonies): Monday's arrest of top NASA 'remote viewer'/psychic spy Stewart Nozette has rattled the ectoplasm out of his paranoid, precient ass.

And now Ronnie Raygun's head of Roswell retro-engineering and First Earth Battalion founding father General Albert (Bert) N Stubblebine III has gone into hiding.

The Men Who Stare At Goats shamanic warrior is believed to have recruited Nozette in 1982 when head of the United States Army Intelligence and Security Command's paranormal division.

Nozette was the first psychic seer to confirm Stubblebine's dogged belief in the existence of vast oil, diamond, gold, platinum and natural gas reserves on the Moon.

Last year a British Medical Association general council disciplinary hearing into MMR nutter Dr Andrew Wakefield's gross misconduct at the Royal Freak Hospital found he'd been paid by a company run by Stubblebine and his wife.

The General's Natural Bodily Fluids Foundation bankrolled Wakefield's preposterous theories linking immunization and auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Hadron Collider terrist Adlene Haicheur is 32.

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