Written by Lightning Conductor

Thursday, 9 July 2009

image for ACME Corporation products now available to General Public.
ACME CORP Inventors of The Famous Red Button !

ACME Corporation, the company that supplies any and every type of gadget a cartoon character might need have announced they're going to expand their empire so that normal people in TV land can experience the benefit of their products.

Mr.Walter Gribbins, Head of PR at ACME CORP let us know that the first item to be marketed will be the famous "Blow up Anvil" used to such deadly effect by Bugs Bunny in his many capers.

Alongside the impressive "Quick Burning Dynamite" & "Duck seeking Bullets" will be a new range of food including those two old favourites, the "Giant leg of Ham" which is always in the fridge & the "Rib Eye Steak" used mainly to taunt starving Cartoon characters or to soothe black eyes.

Yes dear viewer, you too can soon be the proud owner of "Explosive Tennis Balls", "Giant Rubber Bands" and "Quick laying Railway track".

ACME are proud to announce that their top ten best sellers will be available to the general public.

You'll wonder how you ever got by without "Earthquake Pills, Dehydrated Boulders (Just add water), Do it yourself Tornado kits, Jet propelled pogo sticks, Instant feathers, Smoke screen bombs, Strait-Jacketed Ejecting Bazookas, The Amazing Iron Carrot, Indestructo Steel Balls & last but not least "The ACME House Branded - Instant Girl, a big hit with teenage boys worldwide!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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