The 'Obama Way' think tank has conned up an idea for beating Al Gore over the head by coupling Obama's remarkable halo to the nation's electricity grid.
"This way," commented Obama Way's spokesperson, "We can give the world something to talk about which does not impact on the nation's budget deficit in any measurable way."
"No, I am not talking about a two layer thick beta-trans-fat-free deep fry Chicago Pizza with double free toppings."
"Hell No, I am talking blue-dog energy conservation."
The White House has calculated that several Giga-watts of electricity can be generated by simply coupling Obama's Halo to the national grid.
OMB (Office of Management and Budget) has given the thumbs up.
"This is a win-win all round and makes us look like we are finally doing something."
