The England World Cup qualifier will be shown exclusively on internet fridges. These devices are absolute rubbish and were designed to tell skinny arsed WAGs when they were out of Chablis or coke.
A spokesman for the I*nterFridge told us that only twenty were actually in existence in the UK.
"All of those are being used by gullible, I mean astute footballers wives." He grovelled.
The England vice captain Rio De Fridgadero said he could see the potential of such an endeavour.
"Well it'll sort the wheat from the chav." He mumbled. "It'll show us who really cares about overpaid and spoilt footballers who want to play for their country to enable big money transfers or wage hikes in the summer transfer window after big tournaments."
Mr Fridgadero who has an 85% stake in I*nterFridge would not be pressed on whether this move was leaving the real working class fan out in the wilderness. He told us however that all England games would be shown exclusively on fridges from now on and that if supporters couldn't be bothered to pay even more of their hard earned wages to fund the lifestyles of wannabe X-Factor wives then they were never really football fans in the first place.
Breaking News...FIFA has condemned this move and put a hefty £2.27p fine on the FA and asked if they could have yet another signed photo of Sir Alex Ferguson for their huge wall of obsession.
