Is he or is he not? This question may be answered when ex-boy band member, Robbie "Rear sex with a bottle" Williams releases his latest single!
The world's pop press and Robbies trillions of very deaf fans can't wait to see if Robbie is going to do a "George Michael."
To gain global popularity, George and Robbie were forced to "do it" with some pretty mean bitches in their earlier video masterpieces!
The videos containing hot steaming sex with females fooled the world until George just couldn't get it hard enough, shocked the world and admitted, "I have a season ticket at the following male watering holes (toilets in plain English!) Hampstead Heath, San Francisco central station, Central Park NY and Brighton pier!"
The truth was out of the closet and Freddy Mercury turned in his grave!
Now Robbie has a similar history of raunchy videos, with females, but this time the world is expecting the TRUTH to "come out" - well I am, anyway. But who am I?!
Over a hundred Rudolf Nureyev ballet dancing look-alikes with rather large carrots dangling in their tights, were invited for secret auditions at the recording, and not one female was sighted!
Robbie's latest blockbuster is bound for Nr1 in the charts, and his female fans will surely accept the fact that Robbie loves em all, albeit, only platonically!
