Obama wins Miss Galaxy

Funny story written by MonkeyInTheBath

Friday, 9 October 2009

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Barack Obama has controversially won the Miss Galaxy contest this year, despite being male. Many contestants have protested about him.

The head judge of the contest said, "We do not apologise for Barack Obama's win. We felt that Mr Obama had the potential to be the greatest woman in the universe, if only he was a woman. Of course, it is a minor failure that he is not female, but we feel that as he has only just become famous there may be some potential there for the coolness of Barack Obama to rub off on our pathetic little prize."

Other contests have been said to be desperate to award their prizes to Obama in the hope that some of his coolness may rub off.

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