Muddy Gap, Wy. -The Grand Teton at 13,770 feet tall, is the highest mountain within Grand Teton National Park, and the second highest in the state of Wyoming. Now, in an effort to both modernize a national park system which is suffering from declining attendance, and honor National Breast Appreciation Day, Secretary of the Inferior, Lester Knoballs, announced today that the park and the mountain would be renamed "Big Titties".
The origin of the name Grand Teton has always been controversial. The most widely accepted explanation is that it was named by members of an expedition led by explorer Donald McKenzie, who was famous for his love of big titties. However, others disagree. They claim that the mountain was named after the "large teat" Sioux tribe of Native Americans. Either way, the Inferior Department feels that the new names will spur interest in the park.
"We hope that the new name will bring closure to this argument as well as boost park attendance." said Mr. Knoballs in making the announcement. "If this works we are also considering changing the name of Yellowstone National Park to Blue Balls National Park, and Fossil Butte to Fossil Butt."
