Television Networks to change names for National Breast Appreciation Day

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

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Television networks around the world will change their names for twenty-four hours in celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. For example, in the United States, TBS will become The Boob Station and in The United Kingdom, the BBC will become the Big Boob Channel.

The holiday will take place on Monday, September 28th and will include parades, contests, and celebrations around the world.

When asked why his network was participating, Roger Dalton, Vice President of the soon to be All Bra-less Channel said "this is a holiday that is not specific to any one religion. It reaches across fences unites both straight men and lesbian women. It reaches across international borders to unite men as brothers in their admiration for women of all cultures and races. This is why we are joining together."

Other networks that will change the meaning of their initials will include the following"
Natural Breast Channel (will not feature any women with breasts enlargements)
Canadian Boobie Channel
Central Boobie Station
Extremely Soft Pillows Network
Tittie Noogling Time

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