National Breast Appreciation Day - Why Are Old Feminists So Forgetful?

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for National Breast Appreciation Day - Why Are Old Feminists So Forgetful?
They're Okay Germaine. But Not Yours. Allegedly.

Following a stinging attack on design guru Stephen Bayley, who openly supports National Breast Appreciation Day, somewhat unsurprisingly as he once published a book lauding female design, elderly femenist Germaine Greer was given a proper slap in the face as Bayley commented:

"I would never yearn to see a photographic depiction of this woman's breasts. Tethered or otherwise. It would be unbearably agonising."

Stephen Bayley went on to remark that uber-feminist, Greer, had wrote a book called 'The Beautiful Boy' which was essentially about the exploitation of the so-called toy-boy phenomenom, and about as sexist as it gets.

"How's that for hypocrisy?" Bayley sniggered.

More as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot