National Breast Appreciation Day May Save World's Economy!

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Tuesday, 22 September 2009

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The National Breast Appreciation Day may have sparked the world economy to the point that it will lead to a world recovery from the recession says new poll.

According to the poll in the Washington Post, the purchasing and installing of breast implants have skyrocketed with many physicians switching careers temporarily to "handle the emergency situation".

A great number of women all over the world have decided to balloon themselves up, even if it's only to see what they look like.

"I am a great believer in woman's rights and not becoming a part of all this artificiality but our economies need help and, bless them, the men can't help themselves it seems."

"Look at them out there dancing around naked", stated another. "Pitiful...Look at that big one!"

Still both agreed that their new hooters were rather stylish.

"Breast implants have lifted this economy", stated Fed Chairman Bernanke. "Men are buying things for their favorite ladies. Bra sales have gone through the roof. Hooters has opened 1,000 new stores and "Victoria's Secret" have reopened over 100.

"It's having a basketball....snowball effect", stated one congressman from Kansas Titty..City.

Also among those having great sales are optometrists and those selling their glasses and contact lens. Many others are getting more exercise because they want the rest of their bodies to match their new look.

"We still need to look out for inflation", stated Bernanke, "That's why I got these new glasses."

"That Jalapeno Man was right. A few people, well organized and with a natural love for both things beautiful, can change the world!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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