News pundit Bill O'Reilly suffered a stroke late thursday evening shortly after the broadcast of his nightly show. He was quickly rushed to the hospital and was stabilized.
A Cat Scan revealed and tests revealed that he had a jump in his IQ from 97 to 112.
Doctors stated that they had never seen this happen in all of medical history.
The executive board at Fox upon hearing of the stroke was scrambling to replace Mr O'Reilly on the assumption he would be too incapacitated to continue his nightly broadcast. However, there was startling news that his IQ had actually improved.
Said a spokesman: "We are delighted that Bill has come through this ordeal in flying colors. We are still considering a replacement for this time slot due to the rise in Mr. O'Reilly's IQ. We are considering Glenn Beck, Shaun Hannity, or Rush Limbaugh to be his replacement and are offering Bill's contract to MSNBC if his IQ goes any higher. We believe he might feel more at home there in his new condition."
