Bill O'Reilly Still Yelling at Barney Frank

Written by Jeff Brone

Thursday, 9 October 2008

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"He even came to my house" *sob*

News and opinion program host Bill O'Reilly is reportedly still yelling at Congressman Barney Frank a week after Frank appeared on "The O'Reilly Factor" and O'Reilly hollered at Frank for his poor handling of the mortgage situation at the Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac Companies.

"He just won't stop. He even came to my house" stammered the debonair Frank in reference to O'Reilly, who has even gone so far as to masquerade as Frank's paperboy just to get another chance to yell at Frank when asking for "payment" for last week's delivery of The New York Times.

"At first he just called me. I picked up the phone thinking it was the Chinese food delivery guy, or the pizza delivery guy, but it was only O'Reilly yelling at me." explained Frank. "I know I shouldn't have kept answering the phone, but the thought that it was the food delivery guy, and that I'd miss his call, was too much for me I guess. I've always been a perfectionist. That's why I'm such a good public servant."

"I really can't stop. I know it seems excessive, but it's so easy to scream at him" stated O'Reilly while standing in Frank's front yard yelling at Frank as he ate a Pop Tart and watched "The View." O'Reilly continued that "Frank is just one of those people you naturally can't stand, especially if you're me."

O'Reilly added angrily "Look at him, wearing those pajamas with the baby ducks on them."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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