The internet is "liberal" according to Fox News comedian Bill O'Reilly.
The aging Fox News commentator and mic cutter Bill O'Reilly claims he knows that the internet is liberal because there were more Barack Obama ads than there were John McCain ads in the past election. He also pointed out that Facebook users overwhelmingly supported Barack Obama for president.
"Negative videos of John McCain and Sarah Palin surfaced all over the internet." said O'Reilly. "First there was the video of McCain agreeing with President Bush over ninety percent of the time, then there was the video of Sarah Palin at an Alaskan secessionist convention, then there was a report that Governor Palin shot animals from planes, and a report that John McCain opposed studying the mating habits of grizzly bears, legislation that he voted for. Now there is a new video out of Governor Palin being interviewed in front of a turkey slaughter house. I'm telling you, the internet is out to get them."
Bill O'Reilly also said that the USA Today presidential polls were, though most would argue accurate, "biased". The Fox News anchor commented that as soon as the economy tanked and Sarah Palin was interviewed for the first time, the polls shifted to the Barack Obama's advantage. O'Reilly argued that if the polls were "Fair and Balanced" they would have remained at 50/50 for the entire election.
"The left wing nut jobs have stolen the internet," says O'Reilly, "and now that Senator Ted Stevens will not be monitoring the tubes, who knows what smut and slander will make it onto the internet."
When asked how he knows that the internet is liberal, Bill O'Reilly answered sternly.
"It is obvious that the internet is liberal because Al Gore invented it," said Bill O'Reilly, who previously made fun of Al Gore for saying that he invented the internet.
Bill O'Reilly then ordered his viewers and listeners to go to BillOReilly.com and tell him what they thought of the liberal internet. When the e-mails became too negative, he blamed the internet again.
