Douche-Baggers claim Pope is Muslim

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

In a startling development The Douche-Baggers (formerly The T-Baggers & Birthers) announced today in a press release that the Pope is a Muslim!

The announcement came as a shock to the religous community aaround the world. Many mainsteram Protestant and Jewish leaders rushed to denounce the statement calling it blasphemouss.

A spokesman for the Douche-Baggers quickly responed with a tersely written statement: "We not only have proof that the Pope is a Muslim but we also have it on good authority that Osama Bin Laden is hiding in the Vatican! We have known for over a century, particularly here in the South, that the Roman Catholics are subversive. They come in with their madrassas (Catholic Schools) and the priests all in their uniforms, dressing like women on Sundays and speaking some kind of foreigners language. Even the Nuns dress like Muslims and keep to themselves. Although these people are pro life we know now they just want to make more Muslims.

It is time for real Americans to stand up against the foreigners, the Jews, the negroes, the liberals, and the faggots. It is time to give America back to those that founded this country and made it great....the hill-billies.

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