AS a large crowd of T-Baggers, Birthers, and Douche-Baggers turned out in Washington in what one cable channel called a meeting of the 'great unwashed" a mystery has developed over the disappearance of over one thousand Porta Potties from the main streets of Washington DC.
The Park Service said that there have been rare occasions when Porta Potties have been stolen or gone missing... but this is the largest theft in in the history of the Park Service.
Several media outlets have reported dozens of cars leaving the metropolitan area with Porta Potties tied on to the tops of cars.
One car was stopped by the Metro Police and when asked about the Porta Potty on the top of the car the driver replied....."Well...fur one thing...it's bettern what we got at home..besides we jus wanted a membrance of our day here...when we got our very own chance to shit on the tree of liberty...thought we'd take sum home for the garden...gonna paint it red,white,& blue and put it right alongside the couch on the front porch"
