In astonishing news, a passenger plane that went missing in February 1956 has arrived in JFK Airport New York earlier today.
The passengers disembarked from the flight dressed exactly as they were on that chilly afternoon when they were last seen alive.
The Douglas DC3 disappeared off the radar only hours after taking off for a flight to Cleveland Ohio. A subsequent air and land search revealed no trace of the aeroplane, and it became a much speculated missing case.
With today's arrival, every one is gob-smacked, even the Lakers. The passengers have repeatedly made comments about how everything has changed and asked about their loved ones. One of the passengers even asked if he could have a sarsparilla, a cool drink popular back in the 1950s.
When they boarded taxis to take them to a special de briefing unit, one of them screamed out that the President "is a nigger".
Well, not everything is perfect in this world.
