Mysterious disappearance of man: vending machine a suspect

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Sunday, 4 January 2009

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Police in Stockholm, Sweden, are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a man while presumably using a local vending machine.

Officer Sven Larrsen of the Police Department in the capital said that the 45 year old individual seemed to just disappear off the face of the planet.

"His friends were talking to him only four or five minutes before he placed his money in the vending machine. Then, after a time, they became concerned for his safety and went looking for him, only to find the trail cold."

Olag Fuschia, who was standing near the machine when the missing individual placed his order, explains his story: "He definitely put money in the slot and when I turned around for a second look he disappeared, like, into thin air."

Attention is now focused on the vending machine itself and whether it is evilly possessed. Paranormal experts are not surprised by such activity. One authority on the topic said that machines can inherit evil spiritual powers from unexplained phenomena in the Earth's atmosphere. "I've heard of strange things being performed by photocopiers and fax machines" the expert said.

Whatever the explanation, one can only draw a simple conclusion: never try to rip off the sweet machine or its your life.

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