Pompous Ass Rehab Center Established in San Francisco

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Saturday, 29 August 2009

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"I am not a pompous ass!"

San Francisco CA: A pompous ass is not to be confused with, a piece of ass, ass man, gay people, a person having a big ass or a dumb horse's ass. The term applies only to those people who make you feel like "I don't want to be in the same room, state, nation, planet or galaxy with this person."

The East Coast has a few of these types but their distribution density appears randomly limited to one's relatives and Northeast politicians' ass ways thinking. As one goes west, with some exceptions, the density of pompous asses remains constant.

Reaching San Francisco, the pompous ass meter goes off the scale. The mother lode (or is it load) is struck. Must be the Pacific Ocean breezes! Mainly, this peculiarity is attributable to the far left wing politicians and their local half-ass know-it-all followers.

Help is on the way, as a Pompous Ass Rehab Center has opened in the city on Nob Hill. The program is known as "whoop your ass" and seems to be achieving remarkable results.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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