Archie "Hurfanagle" Inglebert Humperdink Blake has just been admitted to rehab to deal with his itchy belly addiction.
A source close to the subject says 'It was really getting out of hand, he would just constantly flop over wanting a fix'.
At first medical experts suggested it was a genetic balance problem, common among those in his hereditary homeland of Malta.
Archie, also known as 'Arch-dog' refused to comment, saying only this cryptic statement -'They got me fixed so they need to give me my fix'.
It is unknown at this time how long he plans to stay in rehab, and what kind of treatment he is receiving. He was last seen flopped over on his back with his belly in the air, waving at a Nurse with his front paws.
