Melanie Griffith In Rehab For Third Time, Out To Break Limbaugh, Clinton Record?

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Tuesday, 25 August 2009

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Third times the charm so maybe Melanie Griffith's third visit to the same ski resort rehab will do the job.

Mrs. Antonio Banderas or Melanie Griffith, claims she is not there to beat Rush Limbaugh and Bill Clinton's (For sex addiction) record of five or even approach the grand master, David Crosby's ten, claims that this was planned by her doctors a few years back.

Supposedly, Melanie was to continue the plan for two years that she began last time here but to then come back for a re-enforced cure.

"She is there only to reinforce her commitment to stay healthy," Griffith's spokesman said. "This is part of a routine plan that was designed between her and her drug dealers...doctors years ago."

But there has been some rather peculiar performances of late, noted all over the net and even in those things referred to as "the printed word".

Griffith 52, is at present at the Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah for her third rehab, where Mary-Kate Olsen, Lindsay Lohan and Kirsten Dunst have all reportedly spent time at the famed ski resort and film fest town.

Melanie's drug addiction stems back to 1988 when she was hooked on cocaine and booze after starring in Working Girl.

Let's hope the third time charm works for this working girl.

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