Written by kimama

Sunday, 19 October 2008

image for New form of rehab for Wino-PCD!
Top Security at PCD

It seems Amy Winehouse has agreed to join the pussycat dolls rehab centre for a while.

This centre is surprisingly famous helping transform the budding stars of todays generation into respectable 'hoochie mamas' and 'strippers', this includes both Britney Spears and Ashley Roberts who claims her tips and offers as a glamour model have trebled since joining the centre.

Wino rumoured to be joining later this year will sing alongside fellow crackhead Nicole Prescovia Elikolani Valiente Scherzinger who was earlier arrested this year for the possession of Russian nuclear weapons as she has not yet completed her sentence.

The centre is located in the west side of the southside of the east side next to the north side of central Asia where Amy will undergo treatment for up to 24 hours for the very reasonable price of 145 rupees.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Amy Winehouse, Rehab

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
42 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more