Police in New York City say that all the commotion in Central Park yesterday was caused by a young married couple who were members of a young couples only, Sex Dare Club.
"They were up in a tree naked and having at it when the limb they were on broke off and they fell to the ground right in front of a tour group and about a hundred others in the park for lunch", stated Officer Buster Hardwick.
According to a second police officer who was on the scene with his partner within minutes, the guys pants also came down and he was able to put them on quickly.
"We took him in", stated Officer Hardwick. My partner had already gotten a blanket from a couple picnicking and covered the lady as she had a broken ankle and had the breath knocked out of her from the fall and her husband landing on her."
An ambulance was there within ten minutes and the lady, who would only give her name to her doctor, was rushed to the hospital.
The husband came to the hospital a couple of hours later after making bail to see about his young wife.
Finally the police got their names, a Mr. & Mrs. Lane Whitfield from the Bronx, and Mr. Whitfield told the police about the secret club, "The Sex Dare Club", though he refused to identify others in the club.
Apparently it started out with several couples talking at a party and one couple were members of the "Mile High Club". One thing led to another and they started the new version.
"I'm just glad their assignment wasn't atop the Empire State Building", stated Officer Hardwick."
