Penis Minus Wilson (A Pin Name) gets red in the face when his pygmy wife says it but she claims he is wonderful in bed.
"We have a great sex life", states Halletta. "Those ladies who laughed at him over the years really missed out."
"Penis is the most thoughtful person in the world. When he came to our place in the Itura Forest in the Congo, he picked me above all others as a wife."
It apparently happened this way according to a reporter for the National Inquisitor:
Penis was walking along in the woods when he had to go to the bathroom really bad so he went behind some bushes to relieve himself.
What Penis never realized was that there was a lion nearby and suddenly it leaped right up in front of Penis as he squatted down.
"That's when I came along", states Halletta. "I picked up a brick and hit the lion in the face."
When asked where she got a brick in the middle of the Itura Forest, Halletta smiled and told us, "Why, Penis had just shit it!"
Next our reporter returned to his original question on why a man with such a tiny noodle could possibly be so great in bed?
"Penis has a tongue like an anteater!, she smiled.
