ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin called President Barack Obama's health plan "downright evil" Friday on her SitonmyFacebook blog.
Administrators from the social networking website, www.blogwithassholes@SitonmyFacebook.com, the world's second most popular internet site after The Spoof.com, told reporters "We had more than five hits in two hours! Sarah Palin may be a silly twat, but she's sure good for business!"
"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care," the former Republican vice presidential candidate wrote.
"The America you know and love exists only in your dildo," said Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, (D) Nevada.
Palin called Reid a Neanderthal, and said that if he and the President have their way, they would create a "death panel" that would deny care to the neediest Americans.
The "Neanderthal" remark further infuriated the already pissed off, GEICO cavemen who then burned Palin in effigy.
Palin posts threads on her SitonmyFacebook account ever week or so, most recently to refute rumors circulating on the Internet. The most common Urban Legends regarding Palin include her divorcing her husband, Arsewipe, or the most controversial, Palin says Alien Anal Probe Gave Me My First Orgasm.
