Written by Frankie The J

Saturday, 1 August 2009

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Former Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin (r) and her sister rehearse for their act on Americans Got Talent

Sarah Palin, her husband, Arsewipe, their oldest daughter, Easy, and Mrs. Palin's maiden sister, Uptight, moved up to the next level of competition on Americans Got Talent during last night's broadcast.

The former Alaskan governor, and sometime favorite to win the 2012 Republican nomination for President, took time away from her new job as a model asshole for the Alaska University Medical School Proctologic Service to compete on the popular television program. Three of the anal retentive woman's family were able to climb up inside her anus and completely disappear.

Americans Got Talent Judge, Ima Twit, told TheSpoof.com's Entertainment Correspondent, Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J., "After a trick like that, we couldn't imagine awarding the weekly prize to any other act!"

Governor Palin was asked how long it took to prepare her family for the disappearing act. "Oh, there was no preparation necessary. I've been taking it up the bum for over twenty years; my sphincter is loose as a gooses," she said. "It is far harder on my husband, daughter, and sister. There is so much broken glass up my poop shoot they could have been cut badly, or worse, run over by David Letterman's limo."

"What act will your family perform on next week's show, Mrs. Palin," asked Fr. Francois.

"It will be far harder than this weeks act. We shall attempt to have all four of us sit on one bar stool," she said.

"How can four Palins sit on one bar stool," the skeptical Jesuit asked her.

"We'll turn it upside down," she said.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sarah Palin




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