The Godfather met Vagina Monologues this week as the Labour Party princesses told the Don of dictatorship that he had better give them their due respect or they woulda breaks 'is kneecaps. Don Brownoni met the signoras' complaints with his usual thick headed stubbornness. The Ladies of labour told Don g that if he wanted to see his grandchildren alive he would back off and give the Labourettis what they were demanding.
The warring parties went back and forth all week until their consiglieres were able to sit down oveer some espresso and make the peace. Though not public knowledge, Don Browneroni promised to kiss the ladies of Labours nether parts from now on and the principesas socialistas agreed that a little cock sucking couldn't hurt, especiaslly in Don litle G's case.