Written by Everyman

Sunday, 19 July 2009

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Hillary Clinton models the new O - "bra" - ma

President Obama has once again broken with tradition and expectations and launched his very own designer lingerie label.

O-"bra"-ma is a range of brassieres which the President says should bring to ladies' underwear what he has brought to politics. "My bras, like my polilcies, through a mixture of clever marketing and sophisticated packaging, will turn a chest that lacks much substance into something totally alluring and irresistible."

Asked about possible slogans for his new product, the President mused for a little and then smiled. "Something like - look at the Ba-rack on her."

A White House source says that Obama is not the first president to try to exploit his name to launch a product linked to female sexuality. However, President Bush's ideas were frankly pornographic.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama




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