ACORN Adopts New Logo

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Saturday, 18 July 2009

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ACORN, the left wing "civic organization" that helped get Barack Obama elected President of the United States through strong-arm techniques and open voter fraud, has adopted a new logo. As Obama has already referred to the group as "my brownshirts," the new symbol is not a surprise.

Members of the organization will wear red armbands with a white circle. In the center of the circle will be a left facing swastika (Note: the Nazi party in Germany used a right facing swastika as their symbol).

Members of the Democratic Party (hereafter to be known as "Members of the Party," or simply "Party Members") showed unanimous support for the new logo. Said one Senator who wished to remain anonymous (but loves driving off of bridges), "Barack Obama is our President. He is now the Father of our country, our Fatherland. It is right and good that his personal army of vote getters should have a symbol to show their support to the Father that we all hail."

Jewish Democrats were surprisingly supportive of the move. "This has nothing to do with what happened in Germany," said Rabbi Levi Strauss of San Francisco. "The swastika symbol has been around for thousands of years and is seen in every basket weaving society. ACORN's logo is left facing, in symbol of the leftist views of this Fuhrer."

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