ACORN Buys ACLU and Greenpeace

Funny story written by Jalapenoman

Sunday, 19 July 2009

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ACORN now has the four needed spokes on their wheel.

ACORN, the left wing organization that used voter registration fraud and strong arm tactics to help get Obama elected, has announced the purchase of two other terrorist organizations. The group is now the proud owners of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) and Greenpeace.

All three organizations will soon begin using the same name and same logo (the mirror imaged swastika pictured here).

ACORN has also announced plans for a hostile take-over of Al Queda. This will give them a more experienced group of soldiers to help in their fight against "truth, justice, and the American way" (yes, they are also enemies of Superman).

The aquisition of Al Queda will also give them "the fourth spoke on our wheel of our logo," said spokesman Travis Lamont Johnson. "It's all part of our goal to fulfill Martin Luther King's dreams and put down whitey and make him work even more for us."

Joe Biden, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi issued statements enthusiastically supporting this move.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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