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Funny story: Humans to be fitted with Calorie Limiters to curb obesity

Humans to be fitted with Calorie Limiters to curb obesity

MANDATORY automatic calorie limiters could soon be implanted into all new-born babies within the next three years, as new measures to slash obesity levels are introduced. Some MPs (the slimmer ones) have approved the fitment of a range of new impla...

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Funny story: Keep Your Hands Off Our Beavers - Devon Association Tells Government

Keep Your Hands Off Our Beavers - Devon Association Tells Government

A pressure group has begun action to prevent the government from getting hold of their beavers in Devon. Friends of the Planet told our beaver welfare team that because beavers are wilder than normal in Scotland, it follows that any home grown Englis...

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Funny story: Cops nab Greenpiss protesters

Cops nab Greenpiss protesters

London - "We'd followed them since early dawn," PC Blaggs explained tonight, "blimmin well took me and the sergent 16 hours to climb the effin Shard before we nabbed the perpetrators on an aggravated trespass charges." Witnesses at London Bridge d...

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Funny story: Scientists develop bioplastic

Scientists develop bioplastic

Scientists in Point Lees University, Keele, have developed a new plastic that is biodegradable, made from renewable sources and versatile. "This is the ultimate plastic," said Teresa Plant, lead materials science officer at Point Lees's chemistry...

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Funny story: Facebook's new server farm is to be put underwater

Facebook's new server farm is to be put underwater

In an attempt to be as green as possible, Facebook are setting their new server farm, which will run the whole of Facebook, just off the coast of Peru under fifty feet of water. "We've been accused of being bad for the environment," said Mark Zuck...

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Funny story: Polar Bears Rage Against Greenpeace

Polar Bears Rage Against Greenpeace

Polar bears nation wide are said to be "angry & upset" with Greenpeace and there latest antics. As large chunks of ice find there way down from the Arctic Ocean, the polar bears home is slowly eroding away. Greenpeace have of lately been send...

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Funny story: Gorillas Stage Rooftop Protest At Palace Of Westminster

Gorillas Stage Rooftop Protest At Palace Of Westminster

An estimated 47 Rwandan lowland silverback gorillas today stormed the Palace of Westminster to protest against climate change. The gorillas reached the roof and got up to lots of gorilla malarkey, such as throwing down turds on watching policemen...

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Funny story: Tree loving tree hugger is eaten by trees

Tree loving tree hugger is eaten by trees

The remains of missing UK hippy tree hugger Lesley Mandleson has been found today in the Amazon rainforest where he was attempting fend to off illegal logging by tying himself to trees. Rescue worker Fidel Ramerez said, "Ok, this guy (26, beard) w...

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Funny story: ACORN Buys ACLU and Greenpeace

ACORN Buys ACLU and Greenpeace

ACORN, the left wing organization that used voter registration fraud and strong arm tactics to help get Obama elected, has announced the purchase of two other terrorist organizations. The group is now the proud owners of the American Civil Liberties...

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Funny story: Kermit and Greenpeace clash on being green

Kermit and Greenpeace clash on being green

Kermit the Frog has stunned his fans with claims that it isn't easy being green. His views have come as no surprise to fans of The Muppet Show. In a separate move, radical Greenpeace protesters have sailed the Gazguzzler, their massive former...

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Funny story: Japanese Miss Whaling Target - Greenpeace Fetor Blamed

Japanese Miss Whaling Target - Greenpeace Fetor Blamed

Greenpeace has succeeded in ensuring the Japanese whaling fleet's total catch was below quota.

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Funny story: Wombles To Act As Consultants To Green Party

Wombles To Act As Consultants To Green Party

The Wombles, those pointy-nosed furry creatures that mope about on Wimbledon Common collecting and recycling rubbish, have been recruited as consultants by the Green Party, it has been revealed.

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Funny story: Greenpreace asks the new Democratic Congress to stop issuing White House subpoenas; its damaging the Amazon rainforest

Greenpreace asks the new Democratic Congress to stop issuing White House subpoenas; its damaging the Amazon rainforest

Washington, D.C. - Though officially non-partisan, Greenpeace has called on the Democratic Party, its closest ally in Washington, to stop its assault on their mutual political foe, the GOP, inadvertently coming to their rescue in asking the Democrati...

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Funny story: Police To Shoot Climate Protesters

Police To Shoot Climate Protesters

Next Tuesday's climate change demonstrations at Heathrow airport are likely to make the headlines for all the wrong reasons.

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Funny story: Greenpeace to "Party Naked"

Greenpeace to "Party Naked"

Greenpeace is looking for a few good naked volunteers in a bid to meet recruitment goals. "It's a tried and true formula: naked women bring in hoards of men," said one Greenpeace administrator. After a short period of hazing, the volunt...

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Funny story: Green Lobby Causes Economic Hardship

Green Lobby Causes Economic Hardship

Earth friendly lobbyists and worldwide measures to reduce the effects of greenhouse gases are leading to complete economic ruin.

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Funny story: Al Gore Joins Cave Commune

Al Gore Joins Cave Commune

Al Gore took up a new residence yesterday. The former Vice President and budding documentary film star moved into a cave commune, leaving behind his 10,000 square foot mansion and its heated pool.

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