Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

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Out on his ass July 11th...

Washington AC/DC - (Prescient Ass Mess): He may not regret it yet but come 11 July 2009 President Obama will surely rue the day he ever opened his big, apocalyptic, show-off mouth.

That's the considered opinion at NATO military intelligence HQ following an official review of Obama's take on George W Bush's Mission Accomplished daftass tragedy.

"July 11 is the feast of St Benedict," NATO historian prof V Smart said today, "commemorating the Papal namesake behind the 9/11 outrage.

"We consider Barack Obama's blood tie to the Bushes enough of a reason to impeach his filthy lyin' ass, as it is."

July 11 also marks the 30th anniversary of the Skylab spy station's disastrous crash into the Indian Ocean - a karmic omen for NASA top brass in the current International Space Station cover-up shenanigans.

Michelle Obama has one big ass.

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Topics: Barack Obama




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