INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - The latest in the Bravo Network's spin-off line of real housewife shows will premier on July 13.
The original real housewives show was The Real Housewives of Orange County. The new entry is named, The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
And like the other housewives show it will feature five women. The show's producers, Seth and Shirley Firkin said that this show, unlike the others will be more adult-oriented as it will focus about 90 percent on the sex lives of the five seductively sultry, housewives.
In order to avoid any problem with underage viewers, The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania will be broadcast at midnight. Of course, viewers can Tivo it or DVR it and watch it whenever they want.
Shirley Firkin has spoken with the five women who will be appearing on the new housewives show. she has clearly expressed that they are expected to act exactly like the libidinously lascivious ladies that they are.
One of the real housewives, Tessie Cashmere, is a vixenishly voluptuous high-priced call girl. Another wife, Giddy Breedlove, is a passionately provocative pole dancer.
One of the other women is Marvaleen "Marvi" Skiffington, the wickedly wanton wife of a grouchy giggling gynecologist.
And the other two are Tapioca Mantelleta, a tremendously titillating television anchor woman and Ribby Updyke, a licentiously lewd lesbian pedicurist.
The Show's producers boast that they have already lined up twice as many advertising sponsors as any of the other shows including The Real Housewives of New York.
The six main sponsors will be Summer's Eve, The New Lady Remington XYZ Crotch Hair Remover, The Mrs. Montoya Avocado Margarita Mix, Coke Zero, and The Aunt Alexis Yeast Infection-Be-Gone 24-Hour Antibiotic Salve.
SIDENOTE: Shirley Firkin, one of the producers has said that the show will deal with extremely strong adult themes such as Menage-a-trois, wife-swapping, nude backyard get-togethers, naked Trivial Pursuit, musical French Kissing, and the new adult game that is currently sweeping the United Kingdom, "Hey guess who these string bikini thongs belong to."
