Supreme Nominee Sotomayor Denies She Enjoyed Sex with Spoofer Pointer

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Friday, 29 May 2009

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Pointer could be seen in the rear of the committee hearing room saluting his former consort

In the first hearings before the Judiciary Committee, Judge Sonia Sotomayor was questioned about a reputed sexual affair at Cardinal Spellman High School with the spoofer known as Pointer.

Pointer has claimed to anyone who would listen even Rush Limbaugh that he picked up the brilliant legal scholar and reknowned Judge at a high school dance and schtooped her behind the football stadium named after a Roman Catholic Cardinal known for playing catcher for the queer and desperate otherwise straight priests of the NY Archdiocese.

Pointer delivered his testimony before the committee with a large bandaid over the finger which is really all that is left of the spoofer. Sotomayor listened to the accusation calmly and paused only briefly before her response:

" I should not even dignify with a reply the accusation from a digit that disguises its finger prints to the world. But I will say one thing about the specious testimony from this obviously fame seeking finger. If in a moment, and let me emphasize the brevity of the time span we call a moment, of indiscretion, I became involved with a finger or some other member, I assure you, like the good Catholic girl I was and would like the conservative members(no offense) of the committee to believe I still am, pleasure was the last thing from my mind. Anyone who had ever been involved with this creep will confim my testimony."

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