LOS ANGELES - Kiefer Sutherland fresh from a head-butting, nose breaking incident with designer Jack McCollough has signed to wrestle the comeback kid himself, Mickey Rourke.
Sutherland who says that he did not mean to head butt McCollough all that hard has remarked that he realizes that he is really and truly in some deep you-now-what over this latest spur-of-the-moment incident.
According to several very prominent Left Coast attorneys including Fletcher "Money, Money, Money" Longbottom and Blondina "Cash, Cash, Cash" Zingarelli, Donald Sutherland's 'little boy' Kiefy made a very, very big 'boo-boo' and he will now be facing his biggest acting challenge of all playing a 'defendant' in a multi-million dollar lawsuit.
A unnamed insider said that it looks like 'Mr. Kiefer' got somewhat carried away with his Jack Bauer character role.
The 42-year-old star of Fox's "24" told a close friend that it looks like his entire year's salary from "24" has just flown out of his hands and into the hands of one Jack McCollough.
ESPN will carry the live wrestling match between Sutherland and Rourke which is being sponsored in part by Budweiser Beer, Coors Beer, Corona Beer, Dos Equis Beer, The Beverly Hills Sidesaddle Polo Club, The West Hollywood Demure & Dainty Designers Association, and The Lance Bass Shake That Ass 24-Hour Dance Studios.
When Mickey Rourke, 56, was asked what he thought about wrestling a much younger Kiefer Sutherland, he replied,
"Who?"
"Kiefer Sutherland."
"What?"
"A wrestling match."
"When?"
"In about two weeks."
"Where?"
"On ESPN."
"Why?"
"Because Kiefer "Short Temper" Sutherland will be needing the money big time."
"Oh. Hey have you seen my six or seven Chihuahuas?"
In other news. Frankie Avalon, 69, who recently appeared on American Idol and sang his big hit "Venus" has just signed to appear in the Columbia Pictures beach movie, Beach, Blanket, Viagara.
