Bin Laden Calls Out Bush to Hardcore Match at WrestleMania 25

Funny story written by Morbe

Thursday, 12 March 2009

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Washington - Another Bin Laden video has surfaced. "This Time it's Personal," Says Bin Laden. "You couldn't catch me with your Special Forces, or your Intelligence operations, but right now I'm willing to come out of hiding just for you!"

According to analysts Osama Bin Laden is challenging George W. Bush to a wrestling match at WrestleMania 25. The details to the match are; falls count anywhere but you must draw blood to win. Spokes Person with the WWE explains that they have agreed to the match and explained that the winner of the match will have a guaranteed spot in next year's Royal Rumble.

"Bush you are a coward," Says Bin Laden. "I'm going to take you down and hurt you real Bad! So Ex President Bush I'm giving you a chance to redeem yourself, but guess what I don't think you have the guts to meet me in the ring. So come out, Come out where ever you are. I will be in the ring. Will You?"

Bush was not available for comments about the public taunts. Many spectators believe that Bush will not show to the fight. However the others believe that it will be the fight of the century and that Bush has never backed down from a fight.

No matter if your rooting for Osama "The Suicide Bomb'a" in his premier match or for Ex President George W. Bush. The fight will be one to remember. One can only wonder, What is Bushes reaction?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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