New direction for Rourke

Funny story written by Mr. Lizard

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Resurrected actor and tabloid fodder Mickey Rourke has announced yet another turning point in his tumultuous career: Song and dance man!

"I was totally blown away by Hugh Jackman at the Oscars," beamed Rourke at an Academy Awards after-party, "this guy can go from being a feral superhero to a debonair man-about-town! I saw him up there on stage and thought, 'Why not?'"

First up is a Broadway musical adaptation of "Angel Heart" which promises plenty of New Orleans-flavored music and exotic dance numbers.

Also in development is "9 1/2 Weeks" which is currently experiencing logistical challenges involving ice cubes.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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