Written by norma snockers

Monday, 13 April 2009

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"Anyone want to buy my nice blue Volvo?"

A 28-year-old man from Trondheim in Norway is to face a lengthy ban after being caught having sex with his girlfriend on his lap whilst driving.

Carlsberg police followed the blue Volvo swerving all over the road and so they recorded the incident on camera for evidence. "We recorded the man doing 69kph in a 40kph speed limit. We asked ourselves why is this man driving so stupidly? So we turned our in-car camera before we stopped him."

"When we pulled the man over, he had a great big grin on his face and is the girl who was sitting on his lap had no clothes on and she was sweating and moaning. I am sure that she said "look, NO, HANS!" or it could have been "look, no hands!" and when we asked him what his name was, he said it was Lars so we knew that the was guilty of driving without due care.

"Me and Wolfgang are going to put the video on YouTube because he is so entertaining! You can actually see the point of no return -- talk about "coming round the Mountain?" We even let his girlfriend drive him back home in the car on the off chance that we might have a repeat performance."

Alas it was not to be -- the poor boy was done in!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, norway




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