A heavily disguised Navy Seal sniper struck down three Somali pirates with one bullet. He then diove into the water and single handedly rescued the US Captain and arrested the one surviving bucaneer.
Witnesses were frozen in amazement as the hero disappeared into the darkness of the predawn Indian Ocean. After many queries as to who was that masked man, the answer surfaced on the shore of the Potomac River.
Not only an Ivy league educated lawyer, Chicago Law School professor, community advocate, State Representative and US Senator, best selling author and first Black President of the US of A, Barack obama is also a Navy Seal expert sniper who performed the amazing feat all by himself!
Sources close to the superhero President said that after he saves the world economy and cools global warming, Obama will rule the universe from a moon rock palace on the lunar surface.