The ASU Sun Devils won the honor of having the President of the USof A as a graduation speaker at their pretty second rate school in the heart of Barry Goldwater territory. Obama who has real earned degrees from some of the best schools in the world discovered this week that some of the AZ scum devil millionaires have pressured Tempe Normal (ASU's orginal name) to refuse the President a fake ASU sheepskin.
Investigative reporters have revealed a list of the ASU honorary degrees previously bestowed on graduation orators:
Young Barry Goldwater for winning his 8th grade spelling bee, Rose Moford for rescuing the state from yet another corrupt governor and for having a real beehive as a hairdo, Ronald Reagan in absentia, for having the class to not show up at a second rate school like Tempe Normal.
President Obama asked the school officials to ignore the media flap and just pin one of those cool sheriff's badges on him instead.
