An inspector for the United States Department of Agriculture has certified that Michelle Obama is 100% real woman.
Earl Schlep, inspector number 47, has given the first lady a look-see from head to toe, to camel toe, and can testify that, "Said woman has no man parts what-so-ever!"
Ever since Mr. Obama first broke on to the political scene, rumors have run rampant that she or he, Michelle Obama, is not quite the man or woman, he or she, is made out to be.
Now the first lady sports a lovely blue tattoo on her left arm given to her courtesy of the Department of Agriculture attesting to the fact that she is 100% real woman.
