Obama's plan for world dominaton

Funny story written by Charles Letterman

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

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President Obama admitted that Afghanistan was only the first step of his plan to rule the world.

Speaking today, the US President said, "Afghanistan is only the start. I am working alphabetically, and expect Bolivia, Columbia, and Denmark to be my next targets for invasion. After Denmark we will take over England, although technically I believe we already control most of its processes.

"Obviously it will be a tricky decision to decide whether to go for Iraq or Iran, and I will probably arrange a baseball match between the two countries, the result of which will determine who gets the shit bombed out of them"

Obama admitted that his intentions were driven by his determination to emulate the last black world leader Darth Vader, who very nearly achieved total world domination. "To go one better than Vader has been a dream of mine since childhood."

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