In Northern Ireland, the real IRA are commencing a strategic array of fatal surgical strikes. The defecation of the the once proud Irish Police Burger is now the primary focus of this terrorist group. The policeman's burger was bummed.
A youth captured in Lisbon is being detained under the Fecal Act 1972. The 17 year old Badger Basher as nicknamed by the groping granny group 'NANNY 69ers' ingested the onion and garlic element of the Burger whilst leaving the meaty part bludgeoned with oozing ketchup. His scented farts led to his capture as Portuguese authorities sent their sniffer prostitutes into all cracks of the social society.
Authorities found the youth balls deep in the succubus Angela Butcher who has been linked to the Real IRA. The capture was executed by Chief Schnitzel's suckiest slut. The heather handled the Badgers bitch and gyrated on top of the 17 year old until the chief honned in on the screams of scabbyness. This orgy ordinated the capture of the burger murder.
The youth is awaiting trial and will be put in a cell with Ivan Itchycock from France.
