British Therapists Try And Cure 'Gays' - Why?

Written by Atticus Finch

Thursday, 26 March 2009

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A sixth of British therapists said they had tried to help gay, bisexual and lesbian patients become heterosexual - the question is why?

Many people like being gay and who says it is not a natural occurrence - and that animals are also gay - who knows - has anyone infiltrated, for example, an Elephant Gay Bar?

Michael King of University College London, who published his findings in the journal BMC Psychiatry, said the number of therapists who said they had tried to help a person change their sexual orientation was surprising - it sure is, and these so called 'eggheads' have obviously not seen movie classics such as 'Bimbo Lesbian Bikers', 'Lick Me Clean Sister' and 'College Girls Make Out In Secret!'

Nor do they have seemed to grasp the fact that by curing Homosexuality the world will lose some of it's best known entertainers, such as Elton John, Rod Stewart, Robbie Williams, Dawn French and Ringo Starr!

Not only would the world of entertainment suffer but sport too - Cristiano Ronalado of Manchester United is a dainty, lithe like skillful fellow - which could be all down to his homosexuality.

I like Gay people (though I AM NOT A FAG MYSELF)they are great at doing hair and stuff. Let's hope a cure for being queer is not found and we can all continue to receive decent haircuts, nights in watching Lesbo Porn Movies and watching the comedy of the world's most openly gay comedian, Ricky Gervais.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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