Indiana Mother of Three asks President to Stop Talking About Her

Funny story written by Jeff Brone

Thursday, 19 March 2009

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An Indiana mother of three who recently lost her job and doesn't know where her rent check will be coming from recently asked the President to stop talking about her.

"It's pretty embarrassing" said the woman and added "I know the stimulus package is all about me, not about partisan politics, but all my neighbors are staring at me and I'm really tired of it."

The woman expressed dismay during the election campaign when she was mentioned several times and one day both candidates claimed to have talked to her in an effort to show how much they cared about the common people.

"I don't remember talking to either one of them. I did meet a tall black man at the local 7-11, but I think he was just there to buy some bubble gum." she said. She also stated that she was pretty sure the guy she met wasn't Barack Obama, and the older guy she saw at the Food Monarch definitely wasn't John Mccain.

"He was wearing an "I'm with Stupid" tee shirt. I think John Mccain would have probably been wearing a shirt with a collar, at least." she said.

The woman said that she had a friend who was a steelworker and recently lost his house and was working part time at a shoe store. He too has asked that the president stop pointing him up as an example of who the stimulus package is really about.

She finished by saying "At this point, if we're not getting a check in the mail, just leave us out of it all together. I certainly hope that Barney Frank doesn't start calling me up, especially when "American Idol" is on."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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